Tomorrow my odometer clicks over to 000035!
Given the milestone, I thought I’d take stock and evaluate how the old girl is running. Give the tyres a kick, if you will.
On first inspection of the exterior, things look ok. There are a few minor bumps and scratches, mostly emerging after nights where there’s been too much beer on board. But on the whole, things could be worse.
However, the entire vehicle did take a battering last year when the ‘next generation, mini model’ was released. But 10 months after Mr Squish’s birth, my boot is finally back to its original proportions. And my headlights are of a more discreet size since Mr Squish graduated to fueling up independently.
When my odometer was whizzing through the twenties, my main fuel source was Milo. BUT I’ve now added broccoli in an effort to extend my warranty! Yay for me! See, I am clearly a very responsible driver and should be congratulated with beer.
All my parts are still original, the leatherwork is of satisfactory condition, and i do not require any major work. Not yet, at least.
So it looks like I might be roadworthy for a little while longer. Meep meep!
