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This is a recent email exchange I had with my friend whom I shall call ‘Crazy Hand’ merely because she has the same initials. Plus, apparently she can make the sound of one hand clapping. Good enough for me.


Me: Haven’t we all been here:

Hungover Owls
“…when I open my eyes, I better be wearing pants.”
(courtesy of

CH: Yes… but without the dignity-saving benefit of feathers, unfortunately.

Me: It reminds me of a friend years ago who passed out against a petrol station pump. She woke in the morning to find herself surrounded by people filling up their cars… including her Dad.

CH: That’s hilarious. In my head she wakes up, sees her Dad and says, “Get me Coke when you go in to pay?”

Me: And as he’s inside paying he can see her slowly crawling over to the car whilst cars are honking, trying to get around her.

CH: Then, from her prone position next to a large oil stain, she flips them all the bird. Her head hurts too much to tell them to get fecked.

Me: … then she passes out. I just like the vision of the Dad coming back outside and having to hoist his hungover daughter into the backseat.

CH: Again.

Me: We should be script writers. As long as the story calls for drunken misadventures, we’ll go great.

2 Responses to “Some things just write themselves”

  1. CH says:

    Heh heh. Oh dear.
    Our story would have to be one entire drunken misadventure. Anything outside those parameters and we’d be stumped.

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