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When I see a bizarre consumer product, I like to imagine the thought-processes and conversations that led to its creation.

Cheese in a can is a good example. As is the Bedazzler. Someone somewhere decided the world really needed these.

I have just discovered another such product. Let me introduce you to the dismembered hands that are the Zaky Infant Pillows! 


I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall with this one. But, since I wasn’t, here’s how I imagine the conversation went:  

Person 1: “So, Person 2, we’ve been briefed to create a new product to comfort babies. Something that will encourage good sleep patterns, provide a sense of protection, and assist with the physical and psychological development of children. Ok, give us some ideas! Let’s start!”

Person 2: “Well, it’s obvious.”

P1: “Go on. What would work best?”

P2: “A dismembered hand, I imagine”

P1: ” – ”

P2: “Not a real one. That would be crazy. A dismembered hand pillow

P1: “Uuuum…. I’m not quite sure I …”

P2: “Come on, babies will love it! We’ll make it really ‘believable’. Realism is important.”

P1: “And how would we achieve that? Isn’t the baby just going to freak out when it sees the hand isn’t attached to anything?”

P2: “We can make it available in a skin colour.”

P1: “Well, that could help, I suppose”

P2: “… as well as in blue and green!”

P1: ” – ”

P2: “So, what do you think?”

P1: “Look, I don’t think it’s a very goo… ”

P2: “*ahem* Is this an appropriate moment to mention that my dad is the boss?”

P1: “AWESOME IDEA! Let’s do it.”

Only kidding. I love the Zaky Infant Pillow. I might get 3 so I can freak out Mr Squish.

4 Responses to “When parents need an extra pair of (creepy) hands”

  1. CH says:

    Somewhere an armless muppet is trying to wipe the tears from their eyes. And failing.

  2. Jesse says:

    Maybe they’ll come out with the Deluxe Zaky Infant Pillow that caresses AND changes diapers.

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