This is the t-shirt my 15-month-old son was wearing yesterday.
And here’s Mr Squish showing off the back:
“What would Fonzie do?” it asks. Good question, t-shirt.
If my son is taking the Fonz’s influence seriously (and why wouldn’t he be?), then the iconic Happy Days character must be in the habit of doing this:
- Having a runny nose and continuously sneezing, usually right at his mummy’s face.
- Hysterically crying throughout the night. Then as his mummy is comforting him, getting annoyed and wrestling her. Like “What the hell, mum?! Put me down. I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!” (Last night, this happened eight times. EIGHT TIMES.)
- Producing 6 pooey nappies. All before midday.
Yes, clearly my son has caught some kind of yucky virus.
Either that or there’s some messed-up episodes of Happy Days out there.
That explains why Fonzie’s office was in the toilet.
Indeed. Although that would negate the need for nappies, you would hope.