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Down with sleeping!

I’m back!

I apologise for my two week absence. All my readers must have been worried, but I’d like to assure you both that I’m fine.

It’s just been a crazy and busy few weeks. Aside from my freelance work, I’ve been dealing with a fluey 17-month-old son. What with a sore throat, fever, runny nose and hacking cough – Mr Squish has suffered the lot.

During this time, he’s been ultra clingy too. When I put him down for even a split second, he stands perfectly still and howls until I pick him up again. So I’ve had a snotty toddler literally attached to me for a fortnight.

(They don’t show these honest parenting scenes in Huggies commercials, do they. Still, my arms are now so freakin’ strong I could probably lift a medium-sized ute.)

Night hasn’t offered us much respite either. Mr Squish refuses to sleep alone, so for six nights now I’ve had a miserable toddler wheezing, whimpering and snoring only inches from my face. My job has been to rub his back, stare at the ceiling and think of alcohol.

On each night I got about 3 hours sleep. 3 HOURS! It’s enough to make a woman desperate. Or stupid. This explains the bad haircut I got the other day. In a resigned moment of I’m-so-exhausted-I-don’t-care-about-anything, I told the hairdresser to “cut my fringe short”. Let’s just say she did. Emphatically.

So I look gorgeous at the moment – if ‘gorgeous’ is defined as “bleary-eyed, snot-covered and with a nerdy fringe” – and I’m fairly certain it is.

Yesterday I told my sister Shootin’ Tex about the sleeping situation. This is how that conversation went (note: she does not have kids):


ME: Mr Squish isn’t sleeping.

ST: Good work, little man! Sleeping is for losers!

ME: Um…

ST: (chanting) DOWN WITH SLEEPING! DOWN WITH SLEEPING!…. I’m going to buy him a t-shirt saying that.

ME: I need to go now. I have some very important crying to do.


But I do have some good news. Last night, Mr Squish made it through the whole night IN HIS OWN BED. We both slept for 8 hours! May the gods be praised!

So I decided to write on my blog again today for two reasons:

1. To assure you that I’m not trapped under something heavy.
2. If I wrote any sooner, my post would have been a manic string of expletives. All in caps. And bold. And underlined. Twice.


One Response to “Down with sleeping!”

  1. Bec says:

    I, for one, would have loved to read your expletive-only posts. :)

    I hope Mr Squish feels better soon! xx

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