Posted in Best of FOAS, My so-called life on Feb 20th, 2011
Last week whilst visiting my parents, my mum gave me some unexpected news. Brace yourselves for this one. It’s a bombshell. My mum informed me that their local library is currently holding… are you ready for this?… a whittling exhibition! A WHITTLING EXHIBITION! Can you believe it? Seriously, what are the odds of that? Soon [...]
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Posted in My so-called life, Ramblings on Dec 17th, 2010
Readers of my last post may have noticed a witty reply from someone claiming to be Australia’s best-known celebrity agent, Max Markson. Here it is: Dear FOAS! What a great idea ! I can see an international tour ! You’re a 24 carrot gold certainty to be bigger than Susan Boyle in a heart [...]
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Posted in Best of FOAS, Ramblings on Dec 14th, 2010
Here is a letter I just emailed to celebrity agent, Max Markson. His company (Markson Sparks) is apparently “Australia‘s premier publicity, celebrity management and events organisation”. Perfect. Next time you see me, I’ll be fanning myself with my new money in a carrot-coloured limousine! Dear Max Markson, You were probably just about to call [...]
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It started as a throw-away comment. I was complaining to my husband that our 1-year-old son will chew on anything except, of course, food. The remote control, his wooden cot, and his books all now bear teeth marks. Yet hand Mr Squish a piece of nutritious food and he shows the disdain of a king [...]
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